Self-Appointed League Nickname

Uncle Unicorn 

Current Beard Style

My own crafty-work (Gender: XX)

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Bourbon and Ginger Ale
2. Pabst Blue Ribbon
3. Bloody Mary

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

He's not famous, but the most inspirational bearded person to me will always be my father.

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Children

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Superman or Batman

Batman