Self-Appointed League Title

Undersecretary of the Exterior

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Two-Hearted IPA
2. Old-Fashioned
3. Hendrick's

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Bluto

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Scooby Doo

Superman or Batman

Superman