Self-Appointed League Nickname

Professional bodysnatcher. Known to law enforcement as the 'Masking Tape Monster'.

Current Beard Style

Musketeer

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Absinthe
2. Zlivovitz - Czech plum brandy
3. Snakebite - lager & cider
   

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Union Army General  Ambrose Burnside

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Christian Bale

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

The Clangers

Superman or Batman

Batman