Self-Appointed League Nickname

Fuzzy McFocus

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Beer
2. More beer
3. Followed by beer

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained as  Dr. King Shultz

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

All the poor bastards I knew in the service

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Johnny Quest

Superman or Batman

Batman