Self-Appointed League Nickname

Red

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Stouts
2. Porters
3. Pilsner
   

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Ambrose Burnside, Karl Marx

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Condoleezza Rice

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

The Jetsons

Superman or Batman

Batman