Self-Appointed League Nickname

Noah the Red

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Margaritas
2. White Russians
3. Belgian wheats
   
   Say what you want, but I like my booze to taste good.

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Hershel on The Walking Dead

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

We need a bearded president again

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Rocko's Modern Life

Superman or Batman

Batman