Self-Appointed League Nickname

Sir Fuzziton Von Beardshire

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Sam Houston Whiskey
2. Kracken Rum
3. Rolling Rock

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

General Lee

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Popeye

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Gummi Bears

Superman or Batman

Batman