Self-Appointed League Title

That Bearded Dude

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. XXX Vitamin Water
2. Fireball Whiskey
3. Anything that leaves an aftertaste in my stache

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

The Monopoly Guy

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

My Grandpa

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Rocko's Modern Life

Superman or Batman

Batman