Self-Appointed League Title

Special Envoy for Propaganda and Balloon Animals

Current Beard Style

Full beard, "The Old Prospector"

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Greene Co. moonshine
2. Yuengling (pronounced "Youn-lin'" please)
3. Henry McKenna & Sun Drop (a.k.a. The Emporia Martini)

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Jesco White

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Thomas Jefferson

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Joe Camel

Superman or Batman

Batman