Self-Appointed League Title

The Untouchable

Current Beard Style

Moustache

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Whiskey
2. Wine
3. Blood of the innocents

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Jerri Blank on steroids

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Who wouldn't is a better question

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

The Simpsons

Superman or Batman

Batman