Self-Appointed League Nickname

BeardedFutbolBaird

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Any Doppelbock
2. Dark and Stormy
3. Porter

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

NHL Playoff Beards Assorted (as I typed I kept repeating in my head "Don't say Hitler, Don't say Hitler!")

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Trick question, everyone!

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

He-man, don't judge me.

Superman or Batman

Batman