Self-Appointed League Nickname

JPuck

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Lagunitas Brown shugga
2. Blue Mountain Dark Hollow
   
3. Kentucky Mule (if liquor must be involved)

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Dan Bilzerian or Jesus

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Everyone in Fight Club

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Doug

Superman or Batman

Batman