Self-Appointed League TitleHigh Chancellor of Underling Affairs
Awards!1st Ever Mid-Atlantic Beard & ‘Stache Competition - Third place in Partial Beard Natural
2011 Mekong Winter Sol-Stache
- Third place in Best Pho-King Beard
Current Beard StyleFull beard Top 3 Adult Beverages- Good Whiskey (Maker's, Rare Breed)
- Shitty Whiskey (KY Gentleman, Col.'s Pride)
- Beer (Good and Shitty)
Favorite Famous Facial Hair
Karl Marx Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?Thomas Jefferson
Favorite Cartoon Growing UpSouth Park
Superman or BatmanBatman |