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Jared Murphy

Jared Murphy

Self-Appointed League Title

High Chancellor of Underling Affairs


1st Ever Mid-Atlantic Beard & ‘Stache Competition
  • Third place in Partial Beard Natural
2011 Mekong Winter Sol-Stache
  • Third place in Best Pho-King Beard

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

  1. Good Whiskey (Maker's, Rare Breed)
  2. Shitty Whiskey (KY Gentleman, Col.'s Pride)
  3. Beer (Good and Shitty)

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Karl Marx

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Thomas Jefferson

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

South Park

Superman or Batman