Self-Appointed League Nickname

Jake the Snake from State Farm

Current Beard Style

Rugged and manly stubble

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Scotch 
2. Schwarzbier 
3. Hard ciders

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Jeremiah Johnson

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Bill Gates

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

X-Men

Superman or Batman

Batman