Self-Appointed League Nickname

Endearing, yet creepy onlooker

Current Beard Style

I just don't shave that much.

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Tecate
2. Hardywood Singel
3. Dos Equis

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Commander Riker, Star Trek: The Next Generation

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Jeff Goldblum

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Super Mario Brothers Super Show

Superman or Batman

Batman