Self-Appointed League Nickname

Lord of the Sauce

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Rumple Minze 
2. Samuel Adams Boston Lager 
3. Bombay Sapphire Martini, two olives, occasional lemon twist in lieu of olives (Go ahead and call me "fancy", I dare you.)

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Hulk Hogan

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

William Shatner

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Thundercats

Superman or Batman

Batman