Self-Appointed League Nickname

Captain Chris

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Samuel Adams (any of their various flavors)
2. Kraken and coke
3. White wine

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Brett Keisel

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Jerry Seinfeld

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

The Weekenders

Superman or Batman

Batman