Self-Appointed League Nickname

Cosmo

Current Beard Style

Partial Beard (more than a moustache, or goatees and the like)

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Beer
2. Beer
3. and beer

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Honest Abe

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Hillary Clinton

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

The Flintstones

Superman or Batman

Batman