Self-Appointed League Nickname

Talbeard

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Wheat beer
2. Rum & Coke
3. Wine (I'm classy)

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Captain Jack Sparrow

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

I wish my beard had its own smaller beard

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Rocko's Modern Life

Superman or Batman

Batman