Self-Appointed League Nickname

Lord Thornton

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Screwdriver
2. Coors light
3. Neon frog

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Stonewall Jackson

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Jay Leno

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Anything with Marvin the Martian

Superman or Batman

Superman