Self-Appointed League Nickname

General Moobius Aurelius

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top Adult Beverages

1. Whiskey
2. Beet
   

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Dimebag Darrell, Scott Ian, Chris Adler

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Everyone...except for ladies

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

Looney Tunes

Superman or Batman

Batman